(Strip Number 364, Original Publication Date, 11 January 1983)
Panel 1: We find the Klotz Automotive Bruins suiting up for their game. Gordon is whining that someone lost his shin pads, Lawrence is yowling 'Ow', Daryl Smythe needs someone to tie his skates and Mike bawls 'MA!!!' out of sheer inertia.
Panel 2: Their coach asks them if everyone's ready.
Panel 3: As he ushers them onto the ice, he says "Let's go, MEN!!"
Summary: As I recall, today's Lynnsight is brought to you by the concept that team sports are a pointless waste of time meant to blight the lives of poor, underappreciated mothers by forcing them to watch something created in Hell to confuse, bore, disgust and terrify them. It's also sponsored by the idea that men never grow out of leaching off Mother and treating her like a maidservant.