(Strip Number 305, Original Publication Date, 19 August 1982)
Panel 1: Phil thanks Elly for her 'help' and tells her that if she sees Connie, to say hello for him. She asks if that's everything.
Panel 2: It turns out that it isn't; he also wants to tell her that she's insane and deserves to be miserable.
Panel 3: She also let the 'love' of a lifetime slip through her fingers and some other high-school bullshit.
Panel 4: Elly cuts him off in mid rant and tells him that she'll just say hello.
Summary: Since Connie is also an avatar for Lynn, this bizarre longing that men have for the spidery, self-pitying whack-job can only be explained by Lynn's need to think that she's such a keeper that every man she's ever met is actually lusting for a chirpy, self-absorbed, childish ignoramus.