(Strip Number 216, Original Publication Date, 14 January 1982)
Panel 1: As Elly winces and yelps in pain, Tentacle-Fingered John says that he doesn't believe it.
Panel 2: What he doesn't believe is that she went and got sunburnt despite all the sunscreens on the market.
Panel 3: Since she's not in the mood for a lecture and she doesn't want to admit that she's on the bullet train to Melanomaville, she tells him to pipe down and get something to rub on her back.
Panel 4: He compares her to the practice burgers he serves the kids by asking if she wants that something to be barbecue sauce, ketchup or bernaise.
Summary: I expect that the notes will be a semi-jocose puff piece that try to laugh off Elly's stupid refusal to wear sun protection despite knowing that she comes from a long line of people who don't tan well at all.
ETA: There's a new new banner up for our amusement.
