Panel 1: Gads, Gerald, lighten up! Do you have to know where she is EVERY minute of the day? And I guess the Shannon's-a-person-too discussion was only ever going to be confined to one strip.
Panel 2: Why does she dump her knapsack in the middle of the floor like that?
Panel 3: Wow, that girl is awfully tall.
Panel 4: Well, if that girl is anything like I was in high school, she's probably thinking, "Man, I can't ever take a dump in privacy...there's ALWAYS someone primping in here!"
Panel 5: Lynn has done this before, with Liz: "I hate myself" --- "I wish I was you." Except in this case, a) April doesn't hear the comment, b) what figure, and c) it's been a lonnnnnnnnnng time since a high-school girl did NOT want to be skinny. Lynn, get outta the wayback machine.