Binky Betsy (cookie77) wrote in binky_betsy,
Binky Betsy

eeknight: Huzzah!

I know you guys have seen it, but I'm promoting it for the enjoyment of visitors!

"So bored I'm having fantasies about the whole class breaking into song ala The King and I.

Or perhaps West Side Story:"

Dear kindly Morsel-Sergeant,
You gotta understand,
It's just my crazy parent
That brought you to this land.
My mother's quite the meddler,
Who wants more progeny.
Golly Moses, natcherly I'm free!

Gee, Officer Morsel, I'm/she’s very upset;
I/she never get the love that a gal oughta get.
I'm no frumpy teacher,
I'm going to seed!
Deep down inside me there is need!

There is need!

There is need, there is need,
There is unmet need!
Come inside, and give her what she needs!

MORSEL: (Spoken) That's a touchin' sad story.

LIZ: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!

MORSEL: Just tell it to your girlfriend. (sotto voce)I wanna get laid; I'm not here for drama.

Dear Candace, former roomie,
My love life's such a mess.
Despite Howard's "going after,"
I'm horny, I confess.
My pussy's overpetted,
My sex toys all have names!
Leapin' lizardbreath! I think I'm going insane!


Officer Morsel, you're really a slouch;
This gal don't need a boyfriend, she needs a tenderer touch!
Examine her workwear, it's never a dress.
The proof's in the closet, she's a dyke!

I'm a dyke?

She's a dyke, she's a dyke,
She's motorbike dyke,
Like she's a total lipstick lez.

CANDACE: (Spoken) In the opinion of someone who knew her in her "lesbian until graduation" days, this girl is still closeted on account of she ain't had a normal home.

LIZ: (Spoken) Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived.

CANDACE: So take her to a therapist.

LIZ (Sings)
My mother is a meddler,
My dad he plays with trains.
My grandpa eats dog biscuits,
My grandma's growing hash.
My sister's a decade younger,
My brother's a P/A lout.
Goodness gracious, no wonder I'm freaking out!

Officer Morsel, you're really a slob.
This girl's no carpet-muncher, she's stuck here on this job.
Her family's made her run off to the woods,
Of her family, she's really and truly sick!

They're all sick!

They're all sick, they're all sick,
They're all sick, sick, sick,
No wonder she ran, they're all sick!

SHARON E-T: In my opinion, this young woman doesn't need to come out of the closet at all, just change what's in it. A normal boyfriend's boxers and some closure with her mother would help!

LIZ: Hey, I got mother I'd like to see enclosed!

SHARON E-T: So take her to mother!

Dear kindly meddling Mother,
You said go live my life.
I became a rural teacher,
Not some suburban wife.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-you.
Gloryosky! I should have gone to Kathmandu!

Officer Morsel, you've muffed it again.
This girl don't need a career, she needs a bun in her oven.
It ain't just a question of a kooky family;
From the hair on downward, she's becoming me!

LIZ (horrified): I'm becoming Elly?

Liz is Elly, Liz is Elly!
Liz is inescapably Elly,
Like some Kafkaesque switch, Liz is becoming Elly!

The trouble's Elly's lazy.

From the lactose Elly laps.

The trouble is she's mazy.

The trouble is she flaps.

The trouble is she's preachy.

The trouble is FOOB's a bore.

Officer Morsel, the lack of laughs has got us sore!

Gee, Officer Morsel,
We're starting to choke,
'Cause no one likes this beloved strip turned into a joke.
Gee, Officer Morsel,
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Morsel,
Come soon!
Tags: parodies

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