dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote in binky_betsy,
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Lynn's travelogue: On the beach (resort)

I'm setting up this thread for the third exciting installment of her Thailand story; I haven't anticipated a story this much since Red was telling Harold about the Possum Lodge whittling contest.

It's not the heat, it's the stupidity.Collapse )

Notes:
- Questionable Vocabulary: Lynn deliberately used the word "duds" to refer to what we call "clothing"; this is on par with her pretending that she's as low-rent as her fans are by saying "spuds" when she means "potatoes". (Also "fanny" and "loo.")
- As expected, she talks about the bathroom and Thai beer.
- She seems to not have realized that this part of the world is a magnet for tourists from Malaysia and Japan; since all Asians look alike to her, she has no idea how many of the people she thinks are wait staff are her fellow guests.
- Imperialism Alert: She returns to her favorite theme: bitching that the Thai people don't, by and large, look or act like extras from the King and I nor do they live in traditional homes.
- Entitlement Alert: She gushes about how great it is that she's walled herself away from the scary real world so as to absorb the fake, safe, prepackaged ersatz Thailand.
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  • Monday, 20 September 2021

    The one that's more or less "dog bites man" because while it's 'okay' for a toddler to be naked, teenage boys have to wear a shirt when company is…

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    The one where we are reminded that Elly hates it that her children have outside interests because she's required to actually BE a parent.…

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    The one where Lynn turns into a public service announcement on us. Synopsis: Dawn tells Liz that Candace has started smoking because being a junkie…