I wish; we've got Elly whining about how bad her life is again.
Panel 1: As Elly dries the dishes, John tells her "I must say that you've been awfully good to Connie, El."
Panel 2: As he picks up Farley and she Lizzie, he reminds us why: she listens to Connie, looks after Lawrence and looks after her house.
Panel 3: As she tucks Mike in and Lizzie docks with him, he says that she's a very reliable and true friend.
Panel 4: She whines that she wishes she had a friend like her.
Summary: Here's a thought, Elly: make more than two friends! Better yet, get over yourself and quit thinking that the world owes you a living.
ETA: The latest banner is a punny look at winter.