Panel 1: As Mike lights whatever he put in the pipe, Lawrence tells him "I don't like this, Michael; it's not right."
Panel 2: A red-faced, gasping Mike says "Your (koff) mom's in the house; she can't even see what we're doing."
Panel 3: Having passed Lawrence the pipe, Mike makes the palms-out gesture and tells him "Believe me, Lawrence; she'll never know."
Panel 4: Connie is gobsmacked because there's a cloud of smoke over her back fence.
Summary: While it's obvious that this was simply a lame way to both remind us that Mike is a budding hooligan and to get the pipe in Connie's hands, let us pause and remember that Lynn did get one thing right: children never quite seem to pick up on the fact that their parents are smarter than they look. And talk. And act. And dress. And our best test scores indicate.