dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote in binky_betsy,
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Saturday, 21 November 2009

We've yet to vilify John this week so I should think he's about to say something that's both insensitive and silly.

Maybe tomorrow; today, we've got to have something that's both cute and disturbing.

Panel 1: We start off with New-ruin Mike sticking his index fingers in a jar of strawberry jam.

Panel 2: As he walks down the hall with his fingers raised in the air so as to not spill the jam, he attracts Farley's attention.

Panel 3: He sticks his jam-covered fingers in Lizzie's ears. The possibilty that his idiotic stunt could destroy her hearing will be denounced by the ignorant.

Panel 4: As she starts to try to clean out her ears, Farley sniffs the air.

Panel 5: Mike laughs as Farley licks the jam out of Lizzie's ears. The slight possibility that Farley might not stop until he gets to Lizzie's gooey interior doesn't occur to the idiot child or irresponsible buffoon cartoonist.

Summary: This seems harmless enough on the surface but could easily have turned catastrophic. Given the right stimulus, doggie kisses could turn into a mauling in a flash.

ETA: I'm not trying to say that Farley is going to hurt Liz; I just don't want to be like Lynn and not see that it, while remote, is a possibility. I also wonder why the Hell she thinks that Elly's inability to adequately supervise the kids is funny and cute.
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