Panel 2: Now, what is Elly doing up and about and bright as a button, when yesterday's strip ended with bubbles around her head? And oh yeah, don't bother your husband late at night to let him know you're okay! This is, of course, the same woman who FREAKS if her kids don't call.
Panel 3: More speed-freak eyes!
Panel 4: Nice camel toe, Elly.
Panel 5: Oh, ha ha! Elly, such a kidder! Could that nose be any wider? And something about the way the bar bisects her face makes her look like a maniac. And this is the photo that will make April die of mortification.