Ha ha. Actually, Cookie Monster and I went to Red Robin, and he got me a cake and the DVD of Tropic Thunder. My co-workers gave me cupcakes, and one of them hooked me up with, uh, some really nice, uh, wine...that's right. I'm wearing a long dress, but that's what I always wear, and it's not frumpy and shapeless. And I don't have wrinkles to fret over, because I have stayed out of the sun! (Well, I do have some rather deep lines around my mouth, probably more from smoking than anything else, but otherwise nothing to get upset about.)
So, hoop-ya! This is me! And it does NOT suck to be me!