ETA: The weekly letter is now up. The subject matter is Elly complaining about how foolish she was to agree to adopting Farley when they have a toddler and how John is no help. She does, however, see certain advantages:
1) They don't have to change the puppy's diapers. All she needs to do is shove him out back, glare at him and yell because he's taking his time doing his business.
2) Farley will eat her horrible cooking with enthusiasm. (Insert comment about how he developed his taste for garbage here.)
3) Farley doesn't talk back or invite his hoodlum friends over to terment her.
4) She and John can curse and kiss without his making that gagging gesture Mike makes.
and 5) Farley will never reveal Elly and John's revolting secrets.
The only advantage she does see to having kids is that she can one day own their horses, freeload off of them and generally make their lives a living Hell in order to exact her brutal revenge upon them for their selfish, evil, cruel and unfair demands on her precious time.
What a charming woman Elly is. NOT!!