dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote in binky_betsy,
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John's letter, 9 February 2009

While I'm not sure about what other details Elly will see fit to put in, it's obvious as all get-out what the discussion topic will be: "What should I do about Connie?" This should guarantee an interesting crop of letters.

ETA: Oh, for shit's sake......We have John yammering away about what to get Elly for Valentine's Day. He uses the annoying Pattersonism "sleep" when he should use the word "day", simpers about how he can't "get" why Elly would want jewelry when she could get a nifty cordless drill, chuckles at his dad for getting his mom the gushiest card available, whimpers about having to shell out money ever February, mocks Ted for playing the field, gets all bent out of shape because he ain't as creative as Jim and finally decides to get her a set of those ugly-ass chattering teeth. He wraps us his exercise in idiocy with the salutation "I’m looking forward to a great Valentine’s Day now. I hope yours is just as wonderful as mine!" My response: "Happy Valentine's Day, Jackass! Hope you like sleeping on the coach!"
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