Four days late for Halloween but still terrifying, the Comics Curmudgeon presents...
Thank your lucky stars that...
A. It's not the same Mike Patterson
B. Mike's Canadian and therefore unable to hold a political office in the US
C. That he's not running for president
Holy shit, can you imagine the last one? (Kevin Mcallister scream) His novels would be required reading in school. And can you imagine Mike tearing down the Statue of Liberty and replacing it with a statue of himself, with a copy of 'Stone Season' under his arm and his other hand holding up a pencil? 'The United States of Patterica.' I'd move to Iceland.
