Panel 1: We start with Retconnie informing RevisedElly that she doesn't live in the past and could see herself with another guy if the right one came along. I'd say something about that "living in the past" crap but the irony speaks for itself.
Panel 2: As she washes out her coffee cup, she reminds us that she works in a busy place and goes to the gym so it's not as if she's not looking.
Panel 3: She then tells RevisedElly's silhouette that she is in the market.
Panel 4: She just has to find the right aisle. How odd that by "right" she means "chump with two daughters who resent her and will throw her son out when he outs himself."
Summary: Retconnie shares the same annoying tendency towards man-hungriness that the real Connie has.