dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote in binky_betsy,
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Tuesday, 9 September 2008

So, it looks like we're in for a week of Lynn trying to retcon away Elly's inattentiveness in order to provide Kool-Aid Nation with the ammunition they need to disprove any claims that the Pattersons don't look out for their kids. I wonder what example of half-assed overparenting she'll subject Lizzie to today?

Hmmm.... It looks like we're talking to Connie this week.

Panel 1: Connie starts off by wishing that she too could have a daughter. Lawrence means the world to her but she'd give anything to give him a kid sister so she can be a MOBZilla someday. This is where knowing the future makes things worse because we know that's a wish that won't come close to coming true.

Panel 2: Elly asks Connie is she sees herself getting remarried to which Connie says that she lied when she told people she was married to Pablo.

Panel 3: Having accepted the premise that Pete Landry never existed, Elly says that she knew that but she must still think about him. Connie agrees that he's still with her.

Panel 4: Lawrence then comes in to remind her that he's going outside with Mike. She says OK....

Panel 5: And then thought-bubbles that the good doctor is still the younger man she had her affair with. (I choose to ignore the horrific alternative that suggests that Connie lusts after her son on some level.)

Summary: Forget her bio and established history, folks. There never was any such person as Peter Landry.
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  • Memorial Day 2025

    The one where Rhetta called to see if Mike got over himself.

  • Sunday, 25 May 2025

    The one where April is naughty and bad.....for, I don't know, being awoken by a door closing or something.

  • Saturday, 24 May 2025

    The one where I think I want Mike to die in a fire. Synopsis: Agreeing to exchange addresses somehow convinces Mike that a kind fate has undone…