Panel 1: Gordon looks like a general; Liz's fingers look like bars on his chest. And of course it's "anytime" for a Patterson!
Panel 2: So Crevasse made them double in size. Must...not...make...joke...about...Elly's.
Panel 3: Liz looks awfully disturbed. Wishing she had such problems, perhaps?
Panel 4: Uchh! Gordon looks awful: poorly shaped head that's too small for his body! And yeah, I can see where he'd be uncomfortable in a suit; as a teen, he was supposed to be the closest thing the Foobiverse had to white trash. But he rose from his humble beginnings and...blah blah you know the rest.