dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote in binky_betsy,
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Thursday, 8 May 2008: John Patterson Must Die

I'm using the same device by which trumanf expresses his distaste for "Cathy" for a reason. So far this week, it's been John whining to Ted about how nooooooobody liiiiiiiiiikes hiiiiiiiiiim because he's a dentist. That means it's time for his dirt nap.

It's slightly different today. Today, we see another in John's Parade of Misfit Clients.

Panel 1: We start off with Jean telling John that a "Brawling O'Brian" has arrived needing emergency dental care.

Panel 2: John rather nervously welcomes said O'Brian. It's easy to see why John's afraid as the man has a foot in height and 80 pounds on our boy so if he screws up, he could get broken in half.

Panel 3: John's fear for his safety increases as the hulking bruiser puts his meaty paws on his shoulders and says "Not so fast, Doc"...

Panel 4: ...only to be replaced by bafflement as the man whines pathetically about being scared. Ha bloody ha. A tank wailing "Save me from the scary dentist."

Hypothesis: We'll be seeing John not coping with another weirdo tomorrow.
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