Panel 1: "Sorry I had to take care of the children, darling. I know it upsets you, but allow me my little quirks!"
Panel 2: "We just have to see who fellates me next. I'm hoping for Oprah!"
Panel 3: "Oh. Just you again. Well, that's fine, but be sure to move over when Oprah shows up. She's got to get finished before my date with Weed next Tuesday."
Panel 4: "What did she call these... things... again? Chill-drin? Weird."
EDIT: Man, The Comics Curmudgeon said it better than I could have.