Panel 1: Boring.
Panel 2: Boring.
Panel 3: Aaaahahahahaahahaahahahah. SOMEONE WAS HONEST. Mike has never had to deal with this before! He should be grateful that someone is willing to buy his book without knowing what it's like. Instead...
Panel 5: WE NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN.
This just keeps getting better and better. Tomorrow: Mike apologizes to Dee for treating her horribly and offers to actually help out with the children at some point.
Seriously, does someone want to try to guess how this is all going to go horribly wrong? I can't imagine we would get this much fanservice without some sort of payback.