Binky Betsy (cookie77) wrote in binky_betsy,
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Letter predictions

Okay, I found them. A guy named Mike posted on Elly's Revenge a while back:

Also, don't you just dread the umpteen retellings of this story in June's letters from the Pattersons? Elly: "I guess you've all heard about Merrie's little accident." Dr. John: "Meredith broke her arm, but Deanna is the one who is scarred." Mike: "We had a tough break -- literally." Liz: "As a teacher, I'm used to seeing kids with cuts, bruises, casts and stitches." April: "Becky is soooo roadside." Edgar: "Woof." Jim: "I'm not dead! Don't close the lid! Help! Can anyone hear me!?"

I just bet he turns out to be totally prescient!
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  • Wednesday, 27 October 2021

    John appeals to Elly's dying sense of romance to pry her away from her life of busywork. Synopsis: John's in the mood for a nice evening walk and…

  • Tuesday, 26 October 2021

    The one where Mike reminds us that he'll never really grow up. Synopsis: Mike reacts to being caught pilfering Elly's baking by engaging in…

  • Monday, 25 October 2021

    The one where Elly reminds John that she lives and dies by what other people think of her. Synopsis: When John has the temerity to question Elly's…