ellcee (ellcee) wrote in binky_betsy,
ellcee
ellcee
binky_betsy

Sunday, September 30, 2007

With Apologies to Lord Byron

She walks in fugly, like her mother
With ill-fitting clothes and unflattering glasses;
And all that's worst of noses and asses
Meet in her face and her body:
Thus devolved as did her brother
To an eerie maternal copy.

One bump the more, one bulge the less,
Could not repair the lack of grace
Which whimpers in every dishwater tress,
Or sullenly scours o'er her face;
Where thoughts inanely dull express
How banal, how trite their dwelling-place.

And on that bed, and in that closet,
So dirty, so disgusting, so redolent,
Of reeking clothes, the rank deposits,
That tell of days full slothful spent,
A filthy sock, a slob who'll wear it,
A woman ever adolescent.


LC
Tags: liz is a slob, pattersons aren't perfect??, why do they let this woman teach?
Subscribe

  • Sunday, 17 October 2021

    The one where John is too stupid to remember that he has a kid and a dog so refuses to take steps to keep them from making putting groceries away a…

  • Saturday, 16 October 2021

    The one where Gordon finally does what he's supposed to and kisses the girl Lynn assigned him. Synopsis: On the drive home, Gordo finally works up…

  • It Better End Soon: Empty Headed Woman.

    Given Sunday's strip, it seems likely that we're going to be treated to Sarah's self-induced hardships as regards putting away groceries. Actually,…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 174 comments
Previous
← Ctrl ← Alt
Next
Ctrl → Alt →
Previous
← Ctrl ← Alt
Next
Ctrl → Alt →

  • Sunday, 17 October 2021

    The one where John is too stupid to remember that he has a kid and a dog so refuses to take steps to keep them from making putting groceries away a…

  • Saturday, 16 October 2021

    The one where Gordon finally does what he's supposed to and kisses the girl Lynn assigned him. Synopsis: On the drive home, Gordo finally works up…

  • It Better End Soon: Empty Headed Woman.

    Given Sunday's strip, it seems likely that we're going to be treated to Sarah's self-induced hardships as regards putting away groceries. Actually,…