Forewarned by Ellcee, I tread cautiously with great apprehension. (Groovy! I can write as crappy as the Gifted One.)
Panel 1 - Iris, henceforth known as Iris the Black Widow Serial Killer (IBWSK) and Grampa are standing at the window. Jim gazes longingly out, perhaps reminising of days of auld lang syne. IBWSK tells Jim that Elly brought his favorite cat food tuna casserole, as if Jelly did not mention that mere moments before. She also tries to entice him into a "nice dinner", albeit in a condenscending manner. Is this day 7 for food now?
Panel 2 - IBWSK whines to Jelly that Jim either doesn't listen or doesn't respond. Well.. he has aphasia. Its difficult to respond. So not speaking = not listening? He's not deaf, doncha know. Also, IBWSK lost her neck, and Jelly's head is almost too a 180 degree angle. Perhaps they are possessed?
Panel 3 - Dr. Elly wants to increase his meds. IBWSK appears horrified about having to administer more pills. What an inconvience to her. Nothing like doping up the problem to make it go away Elly. I hate you. I hope Katie and Aaron, Mike, Liz and April are busy carving the proverbial wooden bowl for you.
Panel 4 - IBWSK shows Elly Jim's meds. Which just goes to show how deeply involved Queen Flap'n'Honk is with her dad's care. Grrr... before my FIL passed my husband, my BIL, my SIL and I all knew EXACTLY what medication he was on.
Panel 5 - IBWSK makes a pun. A pretty bad one. I have explained earlier that the punny business on Foob doesn't bother me as much as some other people on this site. And in another context this would be a real groaner. But you know what Lynn? This. Just. Is. Not. Funny.
Paging Dr. Elly, Drug Pusher...
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