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RED ALERT!! This strip is NSFS (Not Safe For Snarkers!)

The Lizard is still remembering and dumping out everything that her little pea brain contains. The GuessI'llSettlepocalypse  continues in full, gross force.

My eyes! My eyes! AAAAUUUUUUGHHH!!

Panel 1: Victorian silhouettes again. Nice to see LJ and the Lynnions falling back on what they know. Again. And again. And again. Oh yes, Coffee Talkers, LJ is sooooo creative. WhatEVER!

Liz wants to know why Granthony shaved off Teh Pornstache. "My daughter asked me to." Because she was ashamed when her fellow preschoolers ran away from her Pornstache Poppa? Hmmm. Go figure! At least Francie is SMRT, unlike these two nitwits.

Panel 2: "Her mother said it made me look professional." So...wait. Teh Pornstache is the fault of Therese? Is there no end to  this woman's list of horrendous sins against the Pattersaints and their cult followers friends?

"Francie said it made me look old." It did make you look old, AnTwerp. You looked like a pervy, third tier, cut rate Ron Jeremy. I have to agree with the Coffee Talkers...you look better without Teh Pornstache. You definitely look better as a blonde woman. [/dripping sarcasm] (Apologies to all women out there offended by this comparison.)

Seriously. Is Francie going to care what her father looks like at a two and a half years old? AS IF, LYNNIONS! Unless you fed Francie the Magical Aging Kool Aid? Two-and-a-half one moment, matronly the next. That is totally evil, Lynnions! EVIL! That poor innocent child. Hasn't Francie suffered enough, burdened as she is with half of Blandthony's DNA? If she makes it to the Hybrid without having her character assassinated or without being matched up with her Stinky Assed, Selfish Twat of a Twu Wuv, she'll be a lucky child, indeed. XP

The StupidTwins [TM] have that lilac biohazard glow starting up again. "Powers, activate!"

Panel 3: AnTwerp looks like John in this panel. When LizardBreath said she wanted someone like her dad, I didn't think she meant it in the literal sense. Must...not...throw...up!! 

Anthony ponders that his face "is missing something now." Hee! That practically writes itself, doesn't it? Hmm...let me see what could be missing? Character? Personality? Charm? Wit? Intelligence? Freckles? Oh, the possibilities....

Biohazard glow is building. Why could this be, I wonder? Unless...oh...no...nooo...

Panel 4: NNNNNOOOOOOOOoooooooo!! My soul! It burns me. It BUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNSSS!!
Tags: granthony, liz of troy, lizardbreath, lovepocalypse, wedding
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  • Tuesday, 21 September 2021

    The one where Mike catches Liz and Dawn doing something he learned not to do when he was six for the first time.

  • Monday, 20 September 2021

    The one that's more or less "dog bites man" because while it's 'okay' for a toddler to be naked, teenage boys have to wear a shirt when company is…

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    The one where we are reminded that Elly hates it that her children have outside interests because she's required to actually BE a parent.…