Panel one: Telethon made forty-five thousand bucks for kids with special needs. Great. What the heck does that mean, Miss Vague?!
Panel two: Whoa, no chin! This letter sounds like a Christmas thank you note written by a first grader.
Panel three: Shannon had a cleft palate. That doesn't explain why a Taiwanese fetus knows better English than she does (Then again, my best friend of ten years still spells like a three year old, and she doesn't have any mental handicaps that I know of.).
Panel four: Know, I don't now why.
Panel five: If I ever need a fiend, I'll call Lynn. And I hate the way April's staring at the screen all bright eyed, like she just read the greatest thing in the world.
That's it (Don't hurt me Stephanie!).