Panel 2: Fly away, White Goose. At least she left her shoes behind so she won't get stuck in the grass again. I mean, Anthony wouldn't have a prayer of lifting her up - he looks like a stiff wind could knock him down.
Panel 3: "Where are we going?" Liz asks. "I know a Justice of the Peace who'll marry us for $50. No Questions Asked."
Well, admit it. That would be just as plausible.
Panel 4: Another silent penultimate panel.
Panel 5:...Okay, now I'm gonna be sick...
Since we've now hit the top of the Lovepocalypse chart, I'm heading to the bunker. More reports to follow.