Panel 1: And now it's THE BIG DAY for S-M. And right away, her mom is barking orders telling people to hurry. Though if the bride's not quite done, it's really "hurry up and wait".
Panel 2: Her name is Dawn. She's been S-M's friend since high school. Would it kill you to call her by her name?
Panel 3: At least Liz is trying to show some concern for another person. But I wish she wouldn't have that stupid Patterson look of self-satisfaction on her face.
Panel 4: Oh, how droll. Yet Liz is laughing loudly while Dawn just has this look of puzzlement. Maybe she understands that it wasn't that funny? Or maybe she was lucky enough not to hear it?