Panel 2: "Hi, I'm Christine -- FLY ME!"
Panel 3: I'm just going to have to fall on the side of "At least they're not making speech therapy look easy."
Panel 4: Great. Just. Frakking. Great. Jim has to join the Pattersons in the Sticky-Outy-Tongue Meltdown Brigade.
Panel 5: Lynn, just kill Jim, please? It's like you cursed him to live in "interesting times."