Saturday, 25 March 2023

The one where Mike reminds us that he regards the idea of Liz being happy with something approaching pants-soiling terror.

Synopsis: The Human Doorstop likes the idea of Liz dating as it gives him new material in his incessant campaign to chase away the unwelcome invader child that ruined his lfe.

Summary: Mike needs to be taken aside and have it explained to him once and for all that his life is not a television program and that Liz isn't ACTING as if she's pissed off at him for mistreating her. That, of course, would require a different creator as television imagery appears to have warped and/or rotted Lynn's brain.