Wednesday, 15 March 2023
The one where Mike foreshadows his running back hoooooome because the adult world is scary and bad.
Panel 1: Brian joins up with Mike and Gordon as they comment on how hot it's getting and how the snow is melting on the steep slope. Lawrence would be with them but Lynn destroyed him as a character and she doesn't realize that Those People ski too.
Panel 2: As they put on normal shoes, Mike observes that it's mid-March already and thus they have three months to graduation.
Panel 3: Brian says "Goodbye, high school. Goodbye, kid stuff. (Hello, marrying into a foreign culture and having to deal with Japan's punitive custody laws.)" Gordon says "Look out, World....here we come!!"
Panel 4: Mike thought-bubbles "Ready or not."
Summary: Mike eventually stops pretending to adult and plays house with his mommy wife in his old God-damned bedroom. Lynn hadn't gotten that far yet because all she wants to do this week is nag Aaron about his undesirable, Doug-adjacent career choice.
Panel 1: Brian joins up with Mike and Gordon as they comment on how hot it's getting and how the snow is melting on the steep slope. Lawrence would be with them but Lynn destroyed him as a character and she doesn't realize that Those People ski too.
Panel 2: As they put on normal shoes, Mike observes that it's mid-March already and thus they have three months to graduation.
Panel 3: Brian says "Goodbye, high school. Goodbye, kid stuff. (Hello, marrying into a foreign culture and having to deal with Japan's punitive custody laws.)" Gordon says "Look out, World....here we come!!"
Panel 4: Mike thought-bubbles "Ready or not."
Summary: Mike eventually stops pretending to adult and plays house with his mommy wife in his old God-damned bedroom. Lynn hadn't gotten that far yet because all she wants to do this week is nag Aaron about his undesirable, Doug-adjacent career choice.