Thursday, 2 March 2023
The one where Mike is compared unfavorably to a mouse.
Panel 1: Elly finally manages to notice the mouse that's probably had free run of the house for months because she sees that it gnawed into a garbage bag just left lying around and left its scat all over the place. If you wanna make her head pop, tell her what an exterminator would tell her: "For every mouse you trap, there are at least five you don't see."
Panel 2: Elly hates to trap them but they spread plagues, attack children and cause electrical fires when they gnaw through wiring. Liz agrees that this is too bad.
Panel 3: We get a broad hint that Liz learned biology from those esteemed scientists William Hanna and Joseph Barbera when she asks that if evolution is a thing, why isn't there a messless mouse.
Panel 4: We shift focus to the slobby oldest son whose slovenly habits attracted vermin by having her simpering about how it's working on higher life forms.
Summary: This is why Carlin said that since there are so many dumb people out there, being a simpleton must be an evolutionary advantage.
Panel 1: Elly finally manages to notice the mouse that's probably had free run of the house for months because she sees that it gnawed into a garbage bag just left lying around and left its scat all over the place. If you wanna make her head pop, tell her what an exterminator would tell her: "For every mouse you trap, there are at least five you don't see."
Panel 2: Elly hates to trap them but they spread plagues, attack children and cause electrical fires when they gnaw through wiring. Liz agrees that this is too bad.
Panel 3: We get a broad hint that Liz learned biology from those esteemed scientists William Hanna and Joseph Barbera when she asks that if evolution is a thing, why isn't there a messless mouse.
Panel 4: We shift focus to the slobby oldest son whose slovenly habits attracted vermin by having her simpering about how it's working on higher life forms.
Summary: This is why Carlin said that since there are so many dumb people out there, being a simpleton must be an evolutionary advantage.