Friday, 27 January 2023
The one where Liz trips over Farley because she cannot see him.
Panel 1: We find ourselves watching Liz be not exactly dressed for the cold day she doesn't like.
Panel 2: What that this is that every time she goes back into the house something bad happens.
Panel 3: What that thing appears to be is that she trips over Farley. Another bad thing that happens is that she lives in a house designed by a nitwit who thinks that exterior doors open in despite that being a serious design flaw and horrible security risk.
Panel 4: What the real bad thing is that her eyeglasses fog up.
Summary: While we're waiting for the Dawn (and Candace) of Lizthony and for Elly to look out of her burrow and see fourteen years of cowering behind menopause as an excuse for being a bitch who resents everyone else's happiness, let's watch Lynn try to figure out how to bump Farley off without depressing herself too much in the process.
Panel 1: We find ourselves watching Liz be not exactly dressed for the cold day she doesn't like.
Panel 2: What that this is that every time she goes back into the house something bad happens.
Panel 3: What that thing appears to be is that she trips over Farley. Another bad thing that happens is that she lives in a house designed by a nitwit who thinks that exterior doors open in despite that being a serious design flaw and horrible security risk.
Panel 4: What the real bad thing is that her eyeglasses fog up.
Summary: While we're waiting for the Dawn (and Candace) of Lizthony and for Elly to look out of her burrow and see fourteen years of cowering behind menopause as an excuse for being a bitch who resents everyone else's happiness, let's watch Lynn try to figure out how to bump Farley off without depressing herself too much in the process.