Sunday, 18 December 2022
The one where April is GREEDY and SELFISH and BAD!!!! and WANTS TO DELIGHT IN THE MISERY OF THE POOR because Elly is too stupid to donate to charity properly.
Synopsis: We find ourselves dealing with a dialogue free strip in which Elly makes the stupid but self-serving and oh-so-typical mistake of dropping off the toy for the church charity drive WHILE also attending the Pattersons' winter outing to church so she can look like Queen Of Big Deal Fucking Mountain. Once she realizes that the gift isn't for her, April causes a scene because of course, a two year old isn't going to understand what charity is.
Summary: This one is in the key of LARD TONDERIN JAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSUS, WOMAN, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? because of course, April is the one who is wrong and bad, not the pea-brain who set her up to fail.
Synopsis: We find ourselves dealing with a dialogue free strip in which Elly makes the stupid but self-serving and oh-so-typical mistake of dropping off the toy for the church charity drive WHILE also attending the Pattersons' winter outing to church so she can look like Queen Of Big Deal Fucking Mountain. Once she realizes that the gift isn't for her, April causes a scene because of course, a two year old isn't going to understand what charity is.
Summary: This one is in the key of LARD TONDERIN JAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSUS, WOMAN, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? because of course, April is the one who is wrong and bad, not the pea-brain who set her up to fail.