Sunday, 1 May 2022

The one where Elly blames April for embarrassing her dumb ass when it's her own damned fault for forgetting she's got an active two year old in the first place.

Synopsis: Elly takes April to the department store. Elly plops April down on the floor and stupidly expects her to stay there. April is bad and tricky and wants to embarrass Elly because the alternative is admitting that Elly can't get it through her thick skull that children aren't a superior form of walking doll.

Summary: The animated special 'A Storm In April' was predicated on the idea that April fools all of us owing to John of course being wrong about how children tend to move around and need stimulation.