Thursday, 3 March 2022
The one where we're too busy thinking that Candace is a moron to think that she's a tramp.
Synopsis: What a Seventeen from 1986 promised was a new, daring look turns out to be an invitation for every leering oaf in the drainage area to have a hormone attack and Candace neither likes it nor understands why she's seen as such stuff as wet dreams are made of despite being created by a cretin who assumes that she wants to because of her own insecurities.
Summary: While I do realize that she's meant to look like a hypocrite and a floozy who wants things both ways, there's a little girl underneath all of that expensive clothing...a gullible little girl who doesn't seem to be plugged all the way into the wall.
Synopsis: What a Seventeen from 1986 promised was a new, daring look turns out to be an invitation for every leering oaf in the drainage area to have a hormone attack and Candace neither likes it nor understands why she's seen as such stuff as wet dreams are made of despite being created by a cretin who assumes that she wants to because of her own insecurities.
Summary: While I do realize that she's meant to look like a hypocrite and a floozy who wants things both ways, there's a little girl underneath all of that expensive clothing...a gullible little girl who doesn't seem to be plugged all the way into the wall.