Synopsis: When Mike says that he's going to go straight to the rink and back, John gloomily thought-bubbles a town map of Mike going madly off in all directions.
Summary: What Lynn misses when she makes her half-assed attempt at paying tribute is that she's outed John as being an idiot who doesn't know where anything is because he'd drive an SUV to get from the living room to the can if he could do so.