Synopsis: We find John at the lingerie section trying to buy something nice for Elly. The problem is that he's a standard sitcom cretin husband who has no idea what his wife's measurements are and makes a buffoon of himself trying to figure them out. This leads to him looking embarrassed when he's at the perfume counter trying to buy Elly something nice for Christmas.
Summary: This eventually leads to his editorializing about not giving gifts at all because he'd rather be thought of as cheap than be revealed to be a booooooooooooooooooooooooooonehead.