Panel 2: AAAAAAAGH! Mike-butt! AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHHHH! Check it out in black-and-white! http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComic.mpl?date=2007/2/9&name=For_Better_Or_Worse And I didn't get that Jim failed to understand what Mike said.
Panel 3: The picture book again. I WISH there was a pic of a hand flipping the bird. Iris, or someone, did say in one of the monthly letters that there's a sign for "quiet"... Meanwhile, why does Mike look so distressed?
Panel 4: Why would the book have a picture of a gas station? If it's for what I think it is, wouldn't the toilet picture suffice?
Panel 5: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, how heartwarming. Blaugh.