Panel 1: Ah! He's using the picture board! But Iris still has to bombard him with questions. Leave it at "Who would you like me to call?"
Panel 2: Blackbeard? Oh lord, I'm not sure I want to know whose name he mangled.
Panel 3: Iris, don't mock him, for crissakes!
Panel 4: Aw, isn't that sweet. Not. Jim has accepted his role as a helpless buffoon. And I get it, sort of. Although "Permission to (blank), sir?" makes me think of Trek, not pirates.