Synopsis: Dawn tells Liz that Candace has started smoking because being a junkie is supposed to be slimming. When Candace dates the strip horribly by smoking in public, she adds a leadenly ironic twist to Lynn's standard spiel about losing ten pounds.
Summary: As was said before, this looked like the beginning of a Very Special Episode about eating disorders. What this eventually mutated into instead is another episode of "Elly Patterson Has An All-Seeing Eye, All-Smelling Nose And Also A Breathalyzer Kiss Because The Trauma Of Giving Birth Activated Her Metagene And Gave Her Superpowers."
Also, she and Liz eventually end up simpering about putting coins in a smoker's meter.