Panel 1: We start with John taking a plumber's helper to the commode so as to retrieve the things that went go-bye because no one cares to watch over April.
Panel 2: Next, he takes a roto-rooter to the toilet.
Panel 3: Finally, he curses under his breath because he had to remove the damned thing.
Panel 4: Rage-Faced Idiot John mutters "Whoever called this a convenience never had little kids."
Summary: If you really wanna see him turn magenta, try telling him that maybe someone should stop cowering behind his paper and watch over her.