Father's Day 2021
The Father's Day strip that reminds us that all the kids see when they look at John is an ATM on legs.
Synopsis: We see a typical Father's Day in the Pattermanse as the kids give John gifts, he starts waxing philosophical about how wonderful it is to have a day set aside to show children how important he is to their lives only to be hit up for money.
Summary: To honor a person, one must first know a person. Mike, Liz and April will die never having learned who John is because he doesn't like letting them in. They're supposed to revere the blank mystery of zero because he's a fucking idiot.
Synopsis: We see a typical Father's Day in the Pattermanse as the kids give John gifts, he starts waxing philosophical about how wonderful it is to have a day set aside to show children how important he is to their lives only to be hit up for money.
Summary: To honor a person, one must first know a person. Mike, Liz and April will die never having learned who John is because he doesn't like letting them in. They're supposed to revere the blank mystery of zero because he's a fucking idiot.