November 3rd, 2021

Snarky Candiru2

Friday, 5 November 2021

The one where we're reminded that medical professionals make the worst patients.

Panel 1: Since Elly's brain is stuck in the 1960s, she called a doctor instead of 911 and was told to get him an ice pack.

Panel 2: Instead of an ice pack, all she's got is frozen peas.

Panel 3: She appears to delight in telling him that when they thaw, she's got frozen corn and frozen French fries. This is because she gets to be Nurse Elly. He'd be better off with Nurse Ratched.

Panel 4: When Mike makes an obvious pun, John wants to disinherit him. He wants to break things off with the wrong idiot relative.

Summary: This is because he's stuck with a failed trophy wife who's doing more harm than good because she'd have to call information to ask for the number for 911.