October 20th, 2021

Snarky Candiru2

Friday, 22 October 2021

The one where No Name Given phones John to see how pissed he is at Mike for breaking the curfew he doesn't actually really have.

Synopsis: When Noname phones looking for Mike, John says that while he doesn't know where Mike is but does know that it's time he got his ass home. We switch focus to the fast food joint where Noname confirms that since John is pissed, it is time Mike was home.

Summary: This leads to a self-serving exercise in lamentation. It's also proof that Mike is a shitty friend and also a God-damned coward. A normal kid would have not done this.
Snarky Candiru2

It Better End Soon: Safety Forced

It seems that the White Person Problem that was just too much for Sarah this was was a minor incident at a shopping mall that was probably a minor kitchen fire or a false alarm or something.

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Personal observations:
  1. In English, we don't say 'retail therapy', we say 'shopping'. Retail therapy is an annoying buzzword twee people use to sound important.
  2. What she doesn't realize is that if she sees the cashier hauling ass to an exit, it is serious.
  3. Lucky for her, her own children didn't get to see her act like a nervous Nelly.
  4. Well, she did get something done: she got that door fixed.