September 6th, 2021

Snarky Candiru2

Wednesday, 8 September 2021

The one where Miss Edwards follows the kids to middle school like she's a sitcom character or something.

Panel 1: After Liz's stupid declaration, Dawn and Liz both note that they have a Mr Allen for English and wonder what he's like.

Panel 2: Dominant Entity Candace sets up the dumb punchline by stating that the best thing about a new school is that one is an unknown quantity. This is nonsense because teachers remember older siblings of the cipher in front of them and expect Liz to be more of Mike's same.

Panel 3: Liz tempts fate by saying whatever they did in grade school is history. Insert comment about how those who forget history are doomed to repeat sixth grade.

Panel 4: This allows Miss Edwards to materialize and state that actually, she's wasting their time spouting math trivia.

Summary: Oh, goody. The charismatic bullshit artist mentor Liz isn't afraid of. She spouts the same wooly deepities Elly does but Liz doesn't see her as a threat to her existence.