July 23rd, 2021

Snarky Candiru2

Sunday, 25 July 2021

Come! I will teach you the Elly Patterson! She is this immaturity! She is this wave of nausea!

Synopsis: After the family leaves for the day, Elly eats watermelon in a messy, gobbly, smacky, disgusting manner and makes a smarmy comment about how it can only really be enjoyed without witnesses.

Summary: Yuck. Just....YUCK!!!!! I'd like to say that I have no idea why Lynn is fixated on the joys of eating messily but that would be a lie.