June 18th, 2021

Snarky Candiru2

Father's Day 2021

The Father's Day strip that reminds us that all the kids see when they look at John is an ATM on legs.

Synopsis: We see a typical Father's Day in the Pattermanse as the kids give John gifts, he starts waxing philosophical about how wonderful it is to have a day set aside to show children how important he is to their lives only to be hit up for money.

Summary: To honor a person, one must first know a person. Mike, Liz and April will die never having learned who John is because he doesn't like letting them in. They're supposed to revere the blank mystery of zero because he's a fucking idiot.