December 26th, 2020

Snarky Candiru2

Monday, 28 December 2020

The one where Mike channels a dead crazy bobbysoxer pouting because her boyfriend can't afford the nice things that cost a shit-load of money he ain't got.

Synopsis: Mike spends too damned much time complaining about the 'crummy' gift Martha got him because he spent a crapload of money on her present. When told that it's the thought that counts, all he can think is that he spent more money on his present than she did on his.

Summary: This is why I don't sympathize with him. He doesn't deserve a girlfriend, a wife or a family because he's a greedy little snot. He deserves to have Dimsdale Piranha nail his head to the floor.