November 1st, 2020

Snarky Candiru2

Tuesday, 3 November 2020

The one where Elly stands there imagining that Liz will die of hypothermia in the five minutes it takes to wait for the bus.

Synopsis: As Liz gets dressed for school on a chilly November day, Elly reveals herself to be a woman of limited intellect because she can't understand why Liz doesn't want hat hair or to parade around in ultra-uncomfortable ski pants. After screaming that she won't be the one suffering from the cold, we find her staring out the window with a look of horror on her face because she anticipates that in the ten minutes it takes for the bus to come, Liz will freeze half to death.

Summary: Reason: if Liz catches cold, Elly is convinced that Marian will use one of the portable transporters from Star Trek: Discovery to beam down and call her a lazy, uncaring fool who should never have had children.