July 2nd, 2020

Snarky Candiru2

Independence Day 2020

The one where Fiona bows out and Mike's enthusiasm eventually backfires on him.

(Original Publication Date, 6 July 1991)

Panel 1: Now that we're inside, Fiona reminds John and Elly that like she said on the phone, the place has character. John thought-bubbles "It has more than one."

Panel 2: As the kids marvel at sitting on actual bar stools, Fiona explains to Elly that you got your bar and grill, your cokes and smokes and around back, they have two pool tables in fair condition.

Panel 3: As a smiling Mike thought-bubbles about how awesome it is to be an an actual pool hall, Elly doesn't ever want anyone to know they were in a place like this.

Panel 4: Naturally, she blanks out on how Mike thinks and is totally surprised when he says "WAIT UNTIL I TELL THE GUYS!"

Summary: That'll be kind of tricky when you're at the south-bound end of a north-bound tractor a thousand miles away, kiddo.